hey, I am a unicorn, my magical poop maybe sparkly and rainbow color but still,,,, smells like POOP.
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Get to know me!

darkrosephanzer:

warrior-of-hyrule:

rules: tag 10 followers you want to know better.
tagged by: acca-emme-esse
name: Sydney
birthday: March 28
gender: female
sexual orientation: bi/demisexual
height: 5 foot 3 and willing to fight yo tall ass
relationship status: single but if you wanna change that ;)
zodiac sign: aries
siblings: 2 brothers, 4 stepsisters, 1 stepbrother (NOT ALL ON THE SAME SIDE OF THE FAMILY)
favorite colors: black and blue and red
pets?: 1 smol dog, 1 cat
favorite artists: idk if this means like music im gonna assume it does cos thats my main art so Shinedown
what time I wake up: if i have school like 7 if not like noon
what time I go to bed: between 10 and 2 lol
which phone I have: lg g3
what I’m doing currently: sitting at my internship site with nothing to do
people I’m tagging: fan-dumb friendofcirno darkrosephanzer officialdogmeat yesthisisminish samanthastormborn talivasthedas thestonemask hawke-vas-normandy zevzevarainai

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Tagged by: warrior-of-hyrule

Name: Rose

Birthday: September 17

Gender: Female

Sexual Orientation: Bi

Height: 5′ 2″ (Never fight with a short person, we’re closer to hell)

Relationship Status: Engaged (getting married this year on Halloween)

Zodiac Sign: Virgo

SIblings: None. (lonely child)

Favorite Colors: Black, Violet, Orange

Pets: One cat (my fur baby)

Favorite Artists: (assuming music) Evanescence, Tenacious D, Within Temptation

What time I wake up: 11am-1pm (depends on my mood or if I work that day)

What time I go to bed: 4am-6am (depends on work day)

Which phone I have: Samsung Galaxy S4

What I’m currently doing: Finally writing the final chapter for my A Raven and Her Cat Fanfiction.

People I’m Tagging: eri-loves-you killerusagi pinipy merkittencrafts thesilvergoddess clarinellvega frozen-in-elsanna wolf-and-dragon ask-oven-bake ask-from-a-real-unicorn

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Tagged by: 

Name:Unicorn Magicknanus

Birthday: idfk

Gender: Unicorns have no gender

Sexual Orientation: i like green tasty grass 

Height: lol

Relationship Status: lol

Zodiac Sign: Unicron bitchies

SIblings: None. i am the one

Favorite Colors: black

Pets:  lol

Favorite Artists: me singing in the shower

What time I wake up: no

What time I go to bed:no

Which phone I have:  idk

What I’m currently doing: idk its3:40am

People I’m Tagging:@taggingeveryone

Why did you start following me?

youcanfuckingbiteme:

Do it on anon or not. I’m really curious about why you started following my blog.

wethatkindoforc:

catsbeaversandducks:

Snow Leopards And Their Giant Nommable Tails

“BEHOLD, DOGS! We have achieved that which you cannot!”

Via catfuse zum

This is exactly what I would do if I were a snow leopard. 

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,

drwhoconfusesme:

So this kid fell asleep during class and he’s still there after school so we decided to play a prank on him

REBLOG IF U HELLA STRESSED
AGGRESSIVELY REBLOG THIS IF YOUR FRIENDS ARE THE MOST ADORABLE LITTLE SHITS EVER (⊙‿⊙✿)

hi-its-meee:

renegadebusiness:

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Cuando en Internet pides que photoshopeen una foto.

this is it. this is my favorite post.

My cab driver thinks I’m insane I’m laughing so hard. Absolutely perfect post.

Master of photoshop…BRAVO!!!! MASTER 👏👏👏👏👏